Its been over 5 months since i had any sexual contact with my wife, fucking A. THis blows 

i love this

So having had the WORST Christmas i have ever had, where i spent over $500 bucks on presents, (which is money i should have saved but i wanted people to be happy). So on the week before Christmas i recieved one card from my grandma who i didn’t expect to hear or get anything from, seeing as my grandpa, her husband and best friend for 71 years passed away 2 months ago. It was sweet and good to hear from her, but that’s all that i got in the mail, So fast forward to Christmas morning, where my wife Leah spent alot of money on our cat Ella, and our dog Lucy, and her Mom and her niece Kaylie, but when it came time for me to open my presents, low and behold there wasn’t anything from anyone. I was stunned, to say the least, and this is after i bought Kaylie a new iPod touch, my wife a set of diamond earrings, her mom Joyce a new kitchen aid mixer, and other members of my family gifts of cards and chocolate. Then after that i cook a huge dinner for 20 people, and have to sit through it with a smile on my face.

Man what gives, I am a nice, kind and i go out of my way to be kind, what gives???

I love Gizmo

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

OMG really? thats so funny because i love you too spammer!

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krischenn:

supjerbear:

This is probably the dumbest move Congress has tried to pull yet. Why the fuck would they censor the internet? No good will come out of this. Things were running fine as they were, so why the fuck would they try to make things worse? This is America, the land of the free, not of the oppressed. The internet isn’t doing any harm. Hell, I bet they need the internet just as much as we do. If this thing goes on, everyone and everything will become corrupt. What doesn’t make sense is that they try to make this law, yet they’re allowing petitions? What’s the fucking use? They know everyone’s going to sign that shit. 

Sign the petition and spread this shit around.

Sign it and pass it around.

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GO DOCTOR GO!!!

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